That's all I have to say about that!

Why did he name his blog that?

I'm glad you asked. My wife, Jill, calls me the king of one-liners. Having worked with some of the funniest people, I've picked up more than my share of one-liners through the years. As a matter of fact, Jill and I have been married for less than eight years, and she's already tired of both of them. What's up with that?

One of my favorite one-liners (incidentally, one of the two that my wife is already tired of) is, "That's all I have to say about that." This line is most helpful when I have tried to wax eloquent on a topic way over my head, subsequently stumbled all over myself, and then wrapped it up nicely by saying, "That's all I have to say about that."

I have resisted any previous urges to start my own blog in the past, but the time has finally come. Usually when I have something to say, I just say it - why would I want to save my wise remarks for later when I can write them down to be read by both of my friends and millions (I presume) of strangers?

I expect that this blog will become an outlet for both the ridiculous and the sublime. Who knows, maybe it will even become a clearing house for fresh one-liners.

And that, my friends, is all I have to say about that!